What did you have to go through to make it here?

I had to chomp out ninjas with flying eagle toilets that flush you into the world of crazy hippos and trees with arms that move and like to catch zombie fly's because of their juice after defeating the monkey goddess i had to go to the pony of awesomeness and print something out for my giraffe ape and platypus friend named micheal who has a staff that teleported me next to a lamp, i had to fight the lamp with my swords of g juice and purple flowers of doom. Then i took a blink wing and teleported here.